Just Bethany :)

Me:  How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky…is it Louis-ville or Louie-ville?

Jen:  ……<thinking>…..Lexington….

Me:  HAHAHA FRANKFORT!!!

It started out like any other day.  I woke up a little late, and headed to work.  I had to go on an order about 30 - 40 minutes away, and I had decided to make a day out of it, and just relax on my way home.  After I dropped the order off, I picked up some lunch at Chipotle, and then stopped at the pet store to get my little turtle some feeder fish as a special treat.  As I was checking out of the pet store, fish in hand, I received a phone call, it was my mom she had run out of gas.  I told her I was on my way, but it would be a while.  I drove home and ran into some traffic, so I called my friends little sister, and had her go ahead and get the gas for me.  I met her and got the gas and then went to rescue my mom.  We had a bit of trouble getting the cap off, but finally got it open and gave her car a drink.

I thought yes, I can go home and relax.  I hopped in my car, to follow my mom to the gas station, but, as I sat in my car, waiting for my mom to go, I noticed she wasn’t moving.  Then, another phone call, it was her, “It won’t start.”  I tried to stay happy, I mean, she just needs a jump right?  Then, we both realized neither of us had jumper cables.  We phoned AAA and anxiously waited in the air conditioning of my car, and munched on my Chipotle.  Luckily, Chris, the AAA guy, came very quickly and we thought we would be out of there in no time.  That wasn’t the case.  The car wouldn’t take the jump, so we had to get a tow, luckily, I have the AAA Gold membership, that allows for an up to 100 miles tow.  We waited close to an hour and a half for a tow truck, and he finally came.

That was it I thought.  It couldn’t get much worse.  We picked up and headed for the car dealership.  Mom held the fish, as we made our way to the dealership.  We dropped off the car, and headed back to the car.  I had put the fish in the passenger seat, because it was in the shade.  When mom opened the car door, I said “Mom, watch the fish.”  I guess she didn’t hear me because she got hopped in the car and I hear a *POP* and the look of death came on my face and I said, “OH NO!!”  Mom quickly got up, and we looked at the fish, they were all there and all alive, but their oxygen was gone.   I ran to the nearest gas station, and grabbed a cup and dumped the fishies in there.

Mom and I stopped at McDonalds for a snack, and then went to the bank, and were able to make it home.  This entire adventure took about FIVE hours…and while may not seem like a lot, it was a crazy day, and one I do not want to live again.

Here was the conversation Jen and I had when this song came up.

ME:  Here I am to Work-shop?

JEN:  Worship?

ME:  HAHA *SNORT* HAHA

JEN:  You okay, honey?

ME:  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

JEN:  Why is that so funny?

ME:  HAHAHAHAHA

Do you see this?! Okay, let me tell you about my day at work, for those of you that don’t know, I work for a catering company. It started off normal, I went to work and ended up taking an order to Good Sam. No big deal, I have been there a TON, granted I had never (so I thought) been to the room I was going to. When I get to Good Sam, the main lobby was closed. I called my boss and she told me to go in through the Medical Office Building, which I did. I then took the elevator to the 8th floor where I thought my order was, I asked the woman sitting at the desk where to take it. She had no idea, but, she called around and finally figured it out. Then, she said someone was coming to get me. Sounds great right? No, you are wrong. No one ever showed up. I was frantically calling my boss and the pharm rep, trying to figure out where to go. I spoke with the pharm rep and she wanted to meet me in the 6th floor. Erm, the problem there is that you can’t get into the main lobby and to the elevators I needed to get to, so we met on the seventh floor, took the other set of elevators down to the sixth floor, and then, we took it over to the area we were supposed to be, THEN we went up two flights of stairs (carrying all the food) and I set it up. By this time I had been waiting 45 minutes, trying to find where I was supposed to be. WELL, after I had set it up, I went down and looked for my keys, oh no, I left them, so back up the steps to get my keys (thus making an idiot out of myself). I begin to walk around the hospital, wondering how to get out, I call Becky, and tell her my story. I wandered around the hospital for another HALF HOUR, until I found a way out. It wasn’t even the right entrance (I guess exit) but I saw the sun after almost an hour and a half of being stuck in the hospital. That was my day, and it feels good to complain. Not going to lie.

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Snow, Snow.

You are cold.

This blizzard thing is getting old.

I am bored all day long.

I tried to sing some songs.

But, nothing made me happy.

So, I went and took a nappy.

Too bad we have a foot of snow.

I’d like to plant some flowers to watch them grow.

Yellow Snow, Yellow Snow.

Please don’t eat the yellow snow.

THE END.

Thanks Jen, for your help.

So, I don’t know how many of you are fans of SNL but I just thought this skit was priceless!! Although I am not a Clinton supporter…it makes me laugh. Warning if you are offended by “harsh language” then don’t watch it…and if you do watch it and get offended don’t complain because I totally warned you.